Thirteen types of Bass Anglers

"The Sportsman" - Most easily identified by the seventy-five distinct bumper stickers on the back of his new lifted F-150. He's got all the gadgets and gadgets—Powerpole? You betcha. He camped out in front of Bass Pro to get the new Humminbird side-imaging scheme. For a while he endeavoured to make some "side-income" bassing professionally in association tournaments until he recognized it's very strong to turn a earnings by tournament angling.

"The Newbie" - We've all been here. This friend inquires you why you aren't casting out into the deepest part of the lake. How did we all not understand the deepest part of a lake is the best location to fish? Newbies believe bass fishing is like the brainless “sit-and-wait-powerbait” trout fishing they do on the occasional weekend. These friends generally get captivated to the sport by a friend or FLW tournament on ESPN. They’ll try bassing for a few weeks with little achievement. Finally they give up and leave back to backbackyard work on the weekend mornings.

"The McGyver" - Cares little of how silly redneck his vessel and gear gaze. He's down to save a couple of bucks at individual total cost. He will go to farthest lengths to get a snagged lure. “I’m sure these people won’t brain me in their front backbackbackyard. After all, this senko was expensive!”

"The Philosopher" - angling isn't mandatory. These friends are just out for a good time on a serene lagoon. They love the quote by Henry David Thoreau, "Many men proceed angling all of their lives without knowing that it is not the fish they are after." These guys need to choose up a fly-rod.

"The Addict" - Has a grave angling issue. The wife is ready to depart him over his fishing customs. Like a gambler, he waits for his next strike and can never appear to get enough. The endorphins flow when that big mama fasteners his top-water before work. All anglers are addicts, but the factual addict proceeds to much larger extents for his rectify.

"The Politician" - habitually has the best fishing stories, until you realize he habitually has the best stories and can not ever prove them. For some strange cause, there's never a camera or other individual round to verify the tales.

"The Banker" - Professional at bank, dock, and vessel launch fishing. These friends nab some large catches and often bring their families along for the day. I've seen too many articles in the paper about twelve-year-olds who reel in state record value fish on a worm and bobber. Meanwhile I'm still trying to get my first bass over eight pounds!

"The Magician" - Superstitious about everything- fortuitous boxer shorta, huh? If I had a fortuitous part of clothing I certain haven't discovered it. Let's not even get into the guys who "don't clean" after a good trip.

"The Trophy Hunter" – Finds a deep weed bed and casts twelve inch swimbaits all day in seek of the state record. Has the most endurance in the world. one time every azure moon he arrives up with a goliath bass and convinces everyone they have to purchase a swimbait. every person gives the new swimbait a try for a couple of hours before boredom groups in and they go back to enterprise as usual. If you don’t understand of this guy, watch a Butch dark video on YouTube.

"The Mad researcher" – This is Homer Circle. These guys relish figuring out how the fish tick. Telemetry investigations are their very popular! overlook catching the fish; sometimes discerning is more joy. These anglers will challenge you on everything you considered you knew about bass fishing.

“The Journalist” – articles any and every apprehend. Gets worried about whether that one-pound dink will be the only fish of the day so takes a photograph of it anyway. Before you’re off the water that one-pounder is up on Facebook and seventy-five other social systems, and the remarks are flowin’ in. These guys are keeping up for Christmas so they can purchase themselves a GoPro helmet cam!

“The Natural” – Just a normal guy, but darn he’s good. He posts images and detailed accounts of angling at his local lagoon and he habitually kills it. He doesn’t fish tournaments or for bragging privileges, and is just a pleasant guy. You finally assure yourself it has just gotta be the lake until you fish it and get skunked. Maybe he’s just using an Alabama Rig but won’t notify any person.

"The secure Jaw" - You can't get anything out of this guy. He tells you fishing was alright" while subsequent on you find he won the tournament. This guy really thinks telling you a general angling report over a multi-thousand acre reservoir is going to ruin the angling. You could be on lagoon branch fer-cryin-out-loud and he still wouldn't tell you if his spinnerbait trailer was white or crème. Of course this friend hounds everyone additional for their angling reports though.

Every angler is every one of these personalities all at one time. What brings us simultaneously is a passion for the large outside and the next bite.